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What Type Of Mam Would You Be?

A regular mom, or like, a cool mom?
2.00pm, 26 Mar 2017
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1. How many kids would you want?
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1
2

3
4+
3. What would your approach to the sex talk be?
I'll just lay it all out there. Nothing to be ashamed of
Hoping the school gets to it before I have to, TBH

Making it as quick as possible
Oh, we've been talking about it with them since they were small, they already know everything
4. Would you add your kids on Facebook?
No, leave them off
Yes of course
5. Pick a mam phrase.
"Sure who'd be looking at you?"
"Pray to St Anthony for it."

"Who's she? The cat's mother?"
"Get up off that ground. You'll get a cold in your kidneys."

"Isn't it WELL for ye!"
"Close the door! Were you born in a field?"
6. Your teenager wants to go to a party at a friend's house. Are you OK with this?
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They may go, but you'll be picking them up at 11 o'clock SHARP.
Buy them two cans of cider and tell them to be home by midnight.

And who is this 'friend'? Will their parents be there? Can I give them a call?
7. And finally, what extra-curricular activities would you encourage your kids to do?
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GAA, GAA, and only GAA
Horse riding or swimming

Art or reading
Music or dancing
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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Hipster Mam
You only feed your little Astrid organic, and almost died when a friend's mam let her watch cartoons and eat Smarties. Didn't she know you ran a gluten and sugar-free household?
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'Cool' Mam
Well, you think you're cool, at least. You'll buy your child their first WKD, because if they're going to do it they should do it in the house.
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GAA Mam
When your Eoghan finally holds the Sam Maguire, he'll thank his mam for frog-marching him to training every week. Can regularly be seen crying AH REF at the side of the pitch.
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Notions Mam
Paul Costelloe bedding, Orla Kiely everything, slightly terrified by your eldest daughter, who is going through a 'goth' phase.
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School Mam
You are capital-i Involved with your kids' school life, from bake sales to extra curriculars. If Sandra from down the road sells more queen cakes than you, you will RIOT.
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Strict Mam
As long as you are under this roof, young lady, there will be no nose ring and no belly tops. *And* you're going to Mass, whether you like it or not.
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Valerie Loftus
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